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parker-industries: Someone: Iron Man sucks and Tony Stark is a villan. Me:Friends: Oh noParents: Oh...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:10:00 -0400

Someone: Iron Man sucks and Tony Stark is a villan.
Me:
Friends: Oh no
Parents: Oh no
Obama: Oh no
Darth Vader: Oh no
Me:
Me: First of all, bitch

i-thought-you-and-i: shireland: roseapprentice: surprisedbylife...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:36:50 -0400

i-thought-you-and-i:

shireland:

roseapprentice:

surprisedbylife:

squireofgeekdom:

henrycalvill:

mishasteaparty:

oh my god, that was really violent

#HSE TOOK THE FINAL BATTLE #SHE TOOK IT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA IT#YOU THINK TONY STARK SAVED THE DAY? HE DID NOT#IN HIS OWN MOVIE HE WAS NOT THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY#HIS GIRLFRIEND KICKED THE MANDARIN’S ASS #AND IF YOU DO NOT THINK#THAT A WOMAN STEALING THE END FROM THE HERO #IS A GREAT THING#GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE #PEPPER POTTS FOR PRESIDENT#TONY STARK TO AWKWARDLY STARE AT HER IN AWE AND WITH A STRANGE BONER#sorry i got carried away (via starksexual)

BUT NO SERIOUSLY CAN WE TALK FOREVER ABOUT HOW SHE STOLE THE ENDING. Because as soon as you get the idea that she’s alive, you think “oh, she’s going to come in at the last second and land a few punches and give Tony - the hero - enough time to get back on his feet and finish the battle, while she cheers from the side lines.” Just. Like. Every. Other. Movie. And then she FINISHES THE BATTLE. SHE KILLS HIM.

#also can we talk about how one man in that movie treated Pepper as an Object#as a prize to be won#as a lure for Tony Stark#what happened to that man I wonder?#PEPPER POTTS FUCKING KILLED HIM#PEPPER POTTS IS A GODDESS

Now can we talk about how in the first movie pepper also defeats the final baddie? And how in the second movie she has arrested the one bad guy who didn’t kill himself? Can we talk about how Tony has never actually killed or captured the main bad guy in his own movies?

The closest he gets is Avengers. Because he kills a bunch of Chitauri with a missile. And then the Avengers all get together and capture Loki. You know why? Because Pepper was on a plane somewhere far away. Otherwise she would have done it. I swear.

And at the beginning of Avengers, Tony was all wanting her to stay the night. And she’s just like: Dude, you gotta handle this for a change. I’ll hold your flower.

Could we also talk about how not only unsurprised, unphased, and un-emasculated by this Tony is, but also how he probably gets a metaphorical boner for her when she does it?

And this is why she is Rescue. Among other reasons, but Pepper Potts is the shit

thehumon: While everyone were on the Cable or Colossus train...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 13:08:33 -0400

thehumon:

While everyone were on the Cable or Colossus train after watching Deadpool 2 (including me) I’ve seen people argue that Wade and Dopinder probably got it on in between Deadpool and Deadpool 2, or they might in the future.

It’s already established that they’re attracted to each other. Wade keeps talking about how handsome and cute he thinks Dopinder is, and Dopinder really likes Wade’s thighs. Dopinder doesn’t just want to kill, he wants to kill Wade’s enemies, and Wade doesn’t want Dopinder to get hurt despite not being too worried about adults’ safety in general. Literally no one calls Wade by a pet name besides Vanessa and Dopinder. During the taxi ride Wade started caressing Dopinder’s face and neck, and Dopinder acted like it was perfectly normal. In fact, he’s the only man who has never complained about Wade hitting on him.

So it does seem like Vanessa gave Wade her blessing to sleep with his “boyishly handsome” getaway driver. Their last words to each other in Heaven certainly seemed to suggest that they give each other free passes and no-nos.

iamburdened: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don’t you believe? They can prove with mathematics. Guys, she did it. And...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 11:45:44 -0400

iamburdened:

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Don’t you believe? They can prove with mathematics.

Guys, she did it. And and we had no idea.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Bonus*

therealfeedback: kibluee: gamorasbabe: suitedspidey: IM...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 11:01:46 -0400

therealfeedback:

kibluee:

gamorasbabe:

suitedspidey:

IM SHITTING MYSELF

this is some next level shit

We cannot stop him

No one is safe

Spoiler Man, Spoiler Man

Spoils whatever films he can

Hero deaths, trailer lies

He’ll reveal every surprise

Look out!

Here comes the Spoiler Man

justsomeghostofme: givemethedemons: I love that the Loki fandom has transformed from 14 year old...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:09:55 -0400

justsomeghostofme:

givemethedemons:

I love that the Loki fandom has transformed from 14 year old girls thirsting over Tom Hiddleston to lesbians in their 20s just relating to his chaotic neutral bullshit

Bold of you to act like that’s not the same people but older and gayer.

trickerydickerydock: ragnarokgay: trickerydickerydock: ragnarokgay: The reason they killed Loki...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 14:30:46 -0400

trickerydickerydock:

ragnarokgay:

trickerydickerydock:

ragnarokgay:

The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.

Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!

Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic

Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:

Loki, already stabbing him: oh no

Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?

Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall

jelloapocalypse: jelloapocalypse: rabbits-of-negative-euphoria: the-mighty-birdy: pain-and-missour...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 08:01:00 -0400

jelloapocalypse:

jelloapocalypse:

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria:

the-mighty-birdy:

pain-and-missouri:

pain-and-missouri:

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can! ❤️❤️❤️

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏

van-dyne: You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.My only...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 18:06:48 -0400

van-dyne:

You’re not the only one cursed with knowledge.
My only curse is you.

luciferbl00dymorningstar: WE FUCKING DID IT, YOU GUYS!

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 18:02:44 -0400

luciferbl00dymorningstar:

WE FUCKING DID IT, YOU GUYS!

luke-skywalker: Loki is a true disney princess

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 11:53:10 -0400

luke-skywalker:

Loki is a true disney princess

thepunisher: tony + text posts meme [sources: + + + + + + +]

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 08:10:32 -0400

thepunisher:

tony + text posts meme [sources: + + + + + + +]

im-fairly-whitty: primrooks: a blonde guy with a magic hammer goes after his colleague, a big dude...

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 22:53:03 -0400

im-fairly-whitty:

primrooks:

a blonde guy with a magic hammer goes after his colleague, a big dude with giant fists and an anger management problem, teams up with a fierce female fighter with a tragic past, all while trying to navigate a strange, colorful world forever locked in a sensationalized competition and run by an old man with a flamboyant demeanor. along the way, he runs into a disgraced royal heir with a penchant for green and mischief

is the movie thor: ragnarok or wreck-it ralph

So this gave me chronic whiplash, enjoy.

jungwildeandfree: ethantheheffalump: cerynn: theamazingsallyhogan: the-gender-enigma: prokopetz: ...

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 14:17:55 -0400

jungwildeandfree:

ethantheheffalump:

cerynn:

theamazingsallyhogan:

the-gender-enigma:

prokopetz:

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity

fraidey-cat: I love peter and shuri’s friendship that we all just made up

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 22:21:04 -0400

fraidey-cat:

I love peter and shuri’s friendship that we all just made up

windsilk: comprehensive list of things I’m allergic to: tumblr’s “your fav is problematic so I must...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 08:22:23 -0400

windsilk:

comprehensive list of things I’m allergic to:

tumblr’s “your fav is problematic so I must VOW TO HATE THEM FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY” culture

tumblr’s "I am not even 1% problematic” culture

tumblr’s “wow look the media is so biased and puts so much spin on everything and we are angels who don’t spin at all! we are beacons of unbiased knowledge!” culture

tumblr’s “wow this person is so wrong so I MUST SEND THEM TWELVE THOUSAND ANONYMOUS MESSAGES TELLING THEM TO DELETE AND DIE” culture

tumblr’s “THIS PERSON IS THE BEST PERSON EVER THEY ARE OUR QUEEN OUR KING OUR SAVIOR AND CAN DO NO WRONG” culture

tumblr’s inability to see things in not black and white

tumblr’s inability to recognize that people can change and grow–moreover, their inability to acknowledge change and growth as legitimate

tumblr’s inability to perceive complexity

sometimes I have seasonal allergies when the weather changes dramatically

marvelheroes:The Avengers (2012) // Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 13:29:28 -0400

marvelheroes:

The Avengers (2012) // Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

phantastus: sanctuarytrin: Hey if I ever like or reblog something from your intra-fandom nemesis or...

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 08:47:58 -0400

phantastus:

sanctuarytrin:

Hey if I ever like or reblog something from your intra-fandom nemesis or whatever pls don’t hate me or think I’m taking sides because straight up I don’t know wtf kind of Greek tragedies are playing out in this fandom half the time

#its not my job to keep track of who’s mad at who

andhumanslovedstories: andhumanslovedstories: spoopy-sapphy-skeletons: andhumanslovedstories: A...

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 08:10:10 -0400

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

spoopy-sapphy-skeletons:

andhumanslovedstories:

A Thor spin-off film where Loki really is dead but he died with a Plan and that plan involves breaking out of the land of the dead and becoming even more goth and unkillable than before, but unfortunately all of Loki’s plans suck, leaving him to ask help from the only person who can help him and the person least likely to. It’s Heimdall, and Marvel NEEDS this high fantasy prison break buddy/arch nemesis comedy, the tagline is something like “they’ll be the death of each other” or like “these gods are conquering death…….if they don’t kill each other first” @ marvel you fuckig cowards listen

Directed by Taika Waititi

oh of COURSE

Taika Waititi in the pineapple romper playing the embodiment of death

spidergwen: sylveonce: unpretty: gregorydickens: victorian-sexstache: unpretty: son-of-maglor: ...

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 07:21:36 -0400

spidergwen:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

@namor