BUT NO SERIOUSLY CAN WE TALK FOREVER ABOUT HOW SHE STOLE THE ENDING. Because as soon as you get the idea that she’s alive, you think “oh, she’s going to come in at the last second and land a few punches and give Tony - the hero - enough time to get back on his feet and finish the battle, while she cheers from the side lines.” Just. Like. Every. Other. Movie. And then she FINISHES THE BATTLE. SHE KILLS HIM.
Now can we talk about how in the first movie pepper also defeats the final baddie? And how in the second movie she has arrested the one bad guy who didn’t kill himself? Can we talk about how Tony has never actually killed or captured the main bad guy in his own movies?
The closest he gets is Avengers. Because he kills a bunch of Chitauri with a missile. And then the Avengers all get together and capture Loki. You know why? Because Pepper was on a plane somewhere far away. Otherwise she would have done it. I swear.
And at the beginning of Avengers, Tony was all wanting her to stay the night. And she’s just like: Dude, you gotta handle this for a change. I’ll hold your flower.
Could we also talk about how not only unsurprised, unphased, and un-emasculated by this Tony is, but also how he probably gets a metaphorical boner for her when she does it?
And this is why she is Rescue. Among other reasons, but Pepper Potts is the shit
While everyone were on the Cable or Colossus train after watching Deadpool 2 (including me) I’ve seen people argue that Wade and Dopinder probably got it on in between Deadpool and Deadpool 2, or they might in the future.
It’s already established that they’re attracted to each other. Wade keeps talking about how handsome and cute he thinks Dopinder is, and Dopinder really likes Wade’s thighs. Dopinder doesn’t just want to kill, he wants to kill Wade’s enemies, and Wade doesn’t want Dopinder to get hurt despite not being too worried about adults’ safety in general. Literally no one calls Wade by a pet name besides Vanessa and Dopinder. During the taxi ride Wade started caressing Dopinder’s face and neck, and Dopinder acted like it was perfectly normal. In fact, he’s the only man who has never complained about Wade hitting on him.
So it does seem like Vanessa gave Wade her blessing to sleep with his “boyishly handsome” getaway driver. Their last words to each other in Heaven certainly seemed to suggest that they give each other free passes and no-nos.
I love that the Loki fandom has transformed from 14 year old girls thirsting over Tom Hiddleston to lesbians in their 20s just relating to his chaotic neutral bullshit
Bold of you to act like that’s not the same people but older and gayer.
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can!
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Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER
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THEFT
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THAN
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